A harrowing halloween tale of the coaching industry

It’s Halloween.

And that means it’s time for The Aussie Hermit to warn you about the ghastly curse contained in our industry.

A curse that if not avoided, will 'infect' your business, bringing it down via a slow and painful death.

(Even worse than the slow painful death of getting sucked dry by Dracula himself!)

Can you guess what it is?!

It's the curse of "Gary Gooroo!"

This slimy, sleazy-ball of a man has been infecting the coaching industry since the dawn of time.

And, unfortunately, will continue to do so if we’re not wise to his tricks!

So here are The Aussie Hermit’s “Insidious Insights” on how to spot a "Gary Gooroo" this Halloween so you can drive a stake through his heart (AKA: not invest in his program), and vanquish him from your life forever:

Insidious Insight 1) He'll promise you'll get rich overnight with a “silver bullet” solution (much different to the silver bullets used to kill vampires. These are far more expensive and will kill your business instead)…

Insidious Insight 2) He'll deliver a generic program copied from other, unsuccessful Gary Gooroos who’ve copied from other unsuccessful Gary Gooroo’s dating back to Transylvania times. And so useless is this content it’ll often have you spending thousands on ads for no return (scary!)…

Insidious Insight 3) He'll always blame you for lack your lack of results even though his program stinks worse than a werewolf's armpit…

Insidious Insight 4) He'll promise to provide coaching support but the only time he responds is when there’s a full moon…

And finally…

Insidious Insight 5) He'll turn into a bat and fly away if you've recently eaten garlic bread (dead giveaway)…

So there you have it…

5 'Insidious Insights' to help you spot, 'stake,' and vanquish a Gary Gooroo this Halloween.

With that being said…

If you'd like to know how to spot a good Coach that kicks-butt like Van Helsing, what you're looking for is a Hermit like creature…

An “Aussie” hermit like creature.

Not only can these hermit’s help you rip apart, vanquish and destroy all kinds of vampires and beasts, but can also help you attract the most elusive high paying clients in your industry.

Even better, they can help you capture these clients in less than 15 minutes per day sending fun emails (just like this one).

Want to know where you can find such a hermit?

If so, make sure to put your name one the waitlist before the stroke of midnight lest the curse of Gary Gooroo get you:

https://The15MinuteClientWaitlist.com

-Luke Charlton
The Man Cave, Canberra